These are more effective than 911
When
You are sad, phone.......................John 14
You have sinned, phone............. Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone..........Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone........ Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone..... Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone.......... Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone.............. Psalm 23
You are worried, phone.......................Matthew 8:19–34
You are hurt and critical, phone....... 1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone ..... 2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone............... Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone.................... Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone....... Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone....... Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip, phone......... Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone............ Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone.......... Joshua 1
Inflation’s and investments are hogging
your thoughts, phone...... Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone...................Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone......... Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone.............. Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone........ John 15
You are losing hope, phone.............................Psalm 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone.... Psalm 19
You want to carry fruit, phone.............. John 15
Paul’s secret for happiness, phone....... Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/discovery, phone...... Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone......... Romans 12
ALTERNATE NUMBERS
For dealing with fear, call......... Psalm 3:47
For security, call....................... Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call.........................Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call.................Psalm 145:18
ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.
FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH.
Monday, May 29, 2006
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